Born in the Music City, Tennessee and raised in the hills of Virginia's
Appalachians, Evan was signed up from day one to be a country hick. Someone
along the way forgot to get Evan this memo, and so he turned out to be
something more like a gen-yoo-ann first-rate screwball with only a sprinkling
of that peculiar Southern rural-ness comprised of a subtle combination
of charm, naivete, and wiry resourcefulness. Aside from his many other
more minor personality defects, Evan has an incorrigible penchant for
singing, which proclivity has carried him from the gray skies of Seattle's
SafeCo Field to the blue waters of Nassau, Bahamas, and everywhere in
between.
vital info
legal name: |
evan gregory |
nick: |
professor |
birthplace: |
nashville, tn |
part: |
tenor |
day job: |
computer systems consultant |
little known fact(s): |
i once sang “i’m steve, steve balmer” to steve balmer, president of microsoft.
i have been recently appointed ambassador to greece.
my favorite superpower: telekinesis . |
vital stats
pounds weighed: |
135 |
inches height: |
68 |
people sung with: |
something like 17000 |
yankees games attended: |
1 |
knicks games attended: |
0 |
visits to "outer" boroughs: |
360 |
# of nathan's hotdogs eaten: |
0 |
# of vehicle accidencts: |
while driving, 0. as passenger, 1 head-on and 1 single car. |
# of saltines consumed in 60 sec: |
3 |
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